Nine.

 Found this quote while procrastinating about my paper. 

Made me think. Maybe it'll do the same for you.

-D

"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, 

full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, 

hairless Asian skin with a California tan, 

a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, 

small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, 

the hips of a nine-year-old boy, 

the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving 

this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, 

was made by Russian scientists to 

sabotage our athletes. 

Everyone else is struggling."

- Tina Fey